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I'm Mallory. Welcome to my blog. Full of random goodies such as Jesus, humor, scenery, art, etc.

euro-trotter:

you can actually pinpoint the moment when he realizes he’s made a huge mistake

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Anonymous asked: Dude the gamecube sucked

nagi-hime:

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Downloaded the Wolf Among Us… bye life

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

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Selfie on a rainy day

Selfie on a rainy day

Anonymous asked: What if they don't suck good??

unclefather:

Ungrateful. Someone sucks your stinky egg salad penis and you’re criticizing their suck. 

Hahahaha

What God says about you

- You were made in my image ( Gen. 1:27)
- You are my treasured possession, my peculiar treasure (Exodus 19:5)
- If you seek me with your whole heart, you will find me (Duet. 4:29)
- When you are brokenhearted, I am close to you (Psalm 34:18)
- Delight in me, and I will give you the desires of your heart (Psalm 37:4)
- I know everything about you (Psalm 139:1)

Just a few encouraging verses for you!

His name is Kermit.
He won the ugly sweater contest.

tobaccoes:

Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.

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